"Cold frontal systems form over Antarctica carrying the purest rain droplets within the planet's cleanest air. As it reaches land, the rain is released onto the wildly pristine countryside of Kangaroo Island. Cloud distilled, this water has a superior virginality score (nitrate content) of just 0.005 and a naturally alkalizing pH of 7.9." Well, it sure as hell tastes better than the rain water coming out of the hotel's tap.